Mujhse Dosti Karoge:
The film starts with Mr. Khanna who is leaving Shimla for London with his wife and son (Raj) to start his business. His friends are bidding him farewell.
Khanna’s Son, Raj is greeting farewell to his BFF Tina, and Tina genuinely couldn’t give any damn attention about him. For some reasons, additionally, a Pooja is there who believes she’s good, where Raj always ensures she knows that she isn’t.
Raj reached London safely and starts emailing Tina on day one. Tina has no interest. There’s only one problem: POOJA IS REPLYING BACK AS FREAKIN TINA.
This Role-reversing goes on for 15 WHOLE YEARS.. Why the hell a single photo was never exchanged.?
Raj is in love with “Tina” and Pooja is madly in love with Raj. Now he’s coming back to India and guess whose heart will break.
These girls are known besties but Pooja has never told Tina that she talks to Raj, let alone that she talks to him as her. Such besties. [sick]
Pooja comes to share everything with Tina. Don’t you think it’s too early?! LOL!!!
And finally Raj lands without giving a damn attention to Pooja. He tells Tina “You’ve grown up so beautiful!” and at the same literally tells Pooja “Oh you’ve grown up too,” Just After There. Dumb!!!
Ha haa…Not just this, Tina, who was not at all interested in this whole time suddenly starts flirting at level 9000 with Hunky Raj. Such a bitch!!!
Tina and Raj, both are in blind love now. And Raj believes everything is perfect, but in reality, things are actually going wrong than his acting. Only Pooja knows.
A week has gone but NOBODY KNOWS YET…HOW COME?
Why Pooja hasn’t told Tina that she likes Raj? Tina is such dumb that she couldn’t catch it. Why is Pooja pushing Tina to like and flirt with Raj???? Typical I must say…
Tina literally called Raj “MR. AMERICA” as she forgot he’s from BRITAIN, But Raj doesn’t noticed this. Wao…
Raj and Pooja became “JUST FRIENDS”. He says he has never had a female friend (Note: Please stay away from such dudes who have never had any female companions, what a fucking lier this fellow is).
Pooja is now in “FriendZone Gang”… Feeling Sorry for Pooja. 🙁
Raj and Tina are getting unnecessarily close and touchy at FAMILY PICNICs, of all places. Elders (in the back) are judging whether they are doing well or not.
Badhai ho Badhai!!! Raj and Tina’s rishta gets pakka.
Raj is a BRITAIN returned guy and Tina is an over smart girl. No one is asking both for approval. May be they are just doing casual-dating, but hey who cares? Parents decide everything.This is called “SANSKAR”.
The entire movie is based on COMPILATION OF ACTIONS BASED ON ONE ASSUMPTION AFTER ANOTHER.
Raj leaves for London, and Pooja visits hoping for a chance. Accidentally she murmured the same church tune that Raj had composed as a kid, and had sent to “Tina” over email. Wao..
Finally they realize that they’re too in love and they let things go the way they are going. They go back to India to tell everyone about their heavenly love, only to be greeted by this shit.
Pooja forces Raj to marry Tina, who is now an orphan. SACRIFICE!!! 🙁
Oh No! This movie wasn’t already shit enough, that Uday Chopra will give his shoulder to Pooja to cry. This is totally shit cause I’ve never seen someone play an unplugged electric guitar so confidently as this AWDORABLE guy.
You HAVE to be as beguiled as Uday to actually make your entrance singing, “A dull cleaned young lady, she longs for somebody. Is it me?” Hold On!!! Who are you brother? Where are you from? No one has seen him before in the entire movie. Who the hell is he?
Raj has BROUGHT this guy to extend the whole “We both marry on the same day” game with Pooja.
It’s clearly visible that Pooja is really not into it.
At Tina’s sangeet, Raj is dropping mad hints about Pooja. What the hell is going here!!! Raj is sexually aggressive in front of the whole family and everyone is Okay with it. WTF
Tina is getting weird vibes, so she starts being a little more possessive about Raj.
After 100 years of obvious clues, one clue finally hits Tina. So soon!!!
Here even God is literally sending clues by ACCIDENTALLY HAVING RAJ DROP SINDOOR ON POOJA’S HEAD. This is called “Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi”…
Tina sacrifices her love, and Raj and Pooja are married. This is what THE most unrealistic movie wedding possible because none of the parents threw a bitch fit till the end.
Moral of the story: Try IMO and Invest in a Goddamn webcam.